Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To restore a sense of reality, I think \ | Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland. | | | \ -- Jack Paar / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;