Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Three great scientific theories of the \ | structure of the universe are the | | molecular, the corpuscular and the | | atomic. A fourth affirms, with Haeckel, | | the condensation or precipitation of | | matter from ether -- whose existence is | | proved by the condensation or | | precipitation ... A fifth theory is | | held by idiots, but it is doubtful if | | they know any more about the matter | | than the others. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;