Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /java, hon, sometimes I \ | really want to smack you. | | Valkyrja - he'd enjoy it too much | | Valkyrja: yah, go ahead and do | \ it... beat java into cappuccino! :-) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;