Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In Nature there are neither rewards nor \ | punishments, there are consequences. | | | \ -- R. G. Ingersoll / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;