Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading: \ | | | The visibility of an error is inversely | | proportional to the | | | \ number of times you have looked at it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;