Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / Quantum Mechanics is a lovely \ | introduction to Hilbert Spaces! | | | | -- Overheard at last year's | \ Archimedeans' Garden Party / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;