Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / To write good code is a worthy \ | challenge, and a source of civilized | | delight. | | | | -- stolen and paraphrased from William | \ Safire / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;