Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Of course, I reserve the right to make \ | wholly stupid changes to Perl if I | | think they improve the language. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199704251604.JAA27300@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;