Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is my job in life to travel all \ | roads, so that some may take the road | | less travelled, and others the road | | more travelled, and all have a pleasant | | day. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709241628.JAA08908@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;