Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "For a couple o' pins," says Troll, and \ | grins, "I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy | | shins. A bit o' fresh meat will go down | | sweet! I'll try my teeth on thee now. | | | | Hee now! See now! I'm tired o' gnawing | | old bones and skins; I've a mind to | | dine on thee now." | | | | But just as he thought his dinner was | | caught, He found his hands had hold of | | naught. Before he could mind, Tom | | slipped behing And gave him the boot to | | larn him. | | | | Warn him! Darn him! A bump o' the boot | | on the seat, Tom thoguht, Would be the | | way to larn him. | | | | But harder than stone is the flesh and | | bone Of a troll that sits in the hills | | alone. As well set your boot to the | | mountain's root, For the seat of a | | troll don't feel it. | | | | Peel it! Heal it! Old Troll laughed, | | when he heard Tom groan, And he knew | | his toes could feel it. | | | | Tom's leg is game, since home he came, | | And his bootless foot is lasting lame; | | But Troll don't care, and he's still | | there With the bone he boned from its | | owner. | | | | Doner! Boner! Troll's old seat is still | | the same, And the bone he boned from | | its owner! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;