Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Harriet's Dining Observation: \ | | | In every restaurant, the hardness of | | the butter pats | | | | increases in direct proportion to the | \ softness of the bread. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;