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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I remember once being on a station      \
| platform in Cleveland at four in the    |
| morning. A black porter was carrying my |
| bags, and as we were waiting for the    |
| train to come in, he said to me:        |
| "Excuse me, Mr. Cooke, I don't want to  |
| invade your privacy, but I have a bet   |
| with a friend of mine. Who composed the |
| opening theme music of 'Omnibus'? My    |
| friend said Virgil Thomson." I asked    |
| him, "What do you say?" He replied, "I  |
| say Aaron Copeland." I said, "You're    |
| right." The porter said, "I knew        |
| Thomson doesn't write counterpoint that |
| way." I told that to a network          |
| president, and he was deeply            |
| unimpressed.                            |
|                                         |
\ -- Alistair Cooke                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;