Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm personally quite happy with one \ | stable release every two years, and am | | of the opinion that trying to release | | more will mean we'll have to rename the | | distro from "stable" to "wobbly". | | | \ -- Scott James Remnant on debian-devel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;