Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Jack-and-Jill Party: \ | | | A Squire tradition; baby showers to | | which both men and women friends are | | invited as opposed to only women. | | Doubled purchasing power of bisexual | | attendance brings gift values up to | | Eisenhower-era standards. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;