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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ To write a sonnet you must ruthlessly   \
| strip down your words to naked, willing |
| flesh. Then bind them to a metaphor or  |
| three, and take by force a satisfying   |
| mesh. Arrange them to your will, each   |
| foot in place. You are the master here, |
| and they the slaves. Now whip them to   |
| maintain a constant pace and rhythm as  |
| they stand in even staves. A word that  |
| strikes no pleasure? Cast it out! What  |
| use are words that drive not to the     |
| heart? A lazy phrase? Discard it, shrug |
| off doubt, and choose more docile words |
| to take its part. A well-trained sonnet |
| lives to entertain, by making love      |
\ directly to the brain.                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;