Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Don't despise your poor relations, they \ | may become suddenly rich one day. | | | \ -- Josh Billings / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;