Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Grief can take care of itself; but to \ | get the full value of a joy you must | | have somebody to divide it with. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;