Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Roses are red; \ | | | Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, | | | \ And so am I. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;