Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The street preacher looked so baffled \ | When I asked him why he dressed With | | forty pounds of headlines Stapled to | | his chest. But he cursed me when I | | proved to him I said, "Not even you can | | hide. You see, you're just like me. I | | hope you're satisfied." | | | \ -- Bob Dylan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;