Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / beta test, v: \ | | | To voluntarily entrust one's data, | | one's livelihood and one's | | | | sanity to hardware or software intended | | to destroy all three. | | | | In earlier days, virgins were often | \ selected to beta test volcanos. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;