Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / There are three ways to get something \ | done: | | | | (1) Do it yourself. | | | | (2) Hire someone to do it for you. | | | \ (3) Forbid your kids to do it. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;