Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / mixed emotions: \ | | | Watching a bus-load of lawyers plunge | | off a cliff. | | | \ With five empty seats. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;