Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / While you don't greatly need the \ | outside world, it's still very | | reassuring to know that it's still | \ there. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;