Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / An older student came to Otis and \ | said, "I have been to see a great | | number of teachers and I have given up | | a great number of pleasures. I have | | fasted, been celibate and stayed awake | | nights seeking enlightenment. I have | | given up everything I was asked to give | | up and I have suffered, but I have not | | been enlightened. What should I do?" | | | | Otis replied, "Give up suffering." | | | | -- Camden Benares, "Zen Without Zen | \ Masters" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;