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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  The birds are singing, the flowers are \
| budding, and it is time for Miss        |
| Manners to tell young lovers to stop    |
| necking in public.                      |
|                                         |
| It's not that Miss Manners is immune to |
| romance. Miss Manners has been known to |
| squeeze a gentleman's arm while being   |
| helped over a curb, and, in her wild    |
| youth, even to press a dainty slipper   |
| against a foot or two under the dinner  |
| table. Miss Manners also believes that  |
| the sight of people strolling hand in   |
| hand or arm in arm or arm in hand       |
| dresses up a city considerably more     |
| than the more familiar sight of people  |
| shaking umbrellas at one another. What  |
| Miss Manners objects to is the kind of  |
| activity that frightens the horses on   |
\ the street...                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;