Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A political man can have as his aim the \ | realization of freedom, but he has no | | means to realize it other than through | | violence. | | | \ -- Jean Paul Sartre / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;