Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / last|perl -pe '$_ \ | x=/(..:..)...(.*)/&&"'$1'"ge$1&&"'$1'"l | | t$2' That's gonna be tough for Randal | | to beat... :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | | <1991Apr29.072206.5621@jpl-devvax.jpl.n | \ asa.gov> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;