Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It destroys one's nerves to be amiable \ | every day to the same human being. | | | \ -- Benjamin Disraeli / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;