Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Superior ability breeds superior \ | ambition. | | | \ -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;