Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; \ | very, very drunk. Winston Churchill: | | Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. | | | \ I shall be sober in the morning. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;