Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Too cool to calypso, Too tough to \ | tango, Too weird to watusi | | | \ -- The Only Ones / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;