Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In the beginning was the Tao. The Tao \ | gave birth to Space and Time. | | Therefore, Space and Time are the Yin | | and Yang of programming. | | | | Programmers that do not comprehend the | | Tao are always running out of time and | | space for their programs. Programmers | | that comprehend the Tao always have | | enough time and space to accomplish | | their goals. | | | | How could it be otherwise? | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;