Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The Great Movie Posters: \ | | | The nightmare terror of the slithering | | eye that unleashed agonizing horror on | | a screaming world! | | | | -- The Crawling Eye (1958) | | | | SEE a female colossus... her | | mountainous torso, skyscraper limbs, | | giant desires! | | | | -- Attack of the Fifty-Foot Woman | | (1958) | | | | Here Is Your Chance To Know More About | | Sex. What Should a Movie Do? Hide Its | | Head in the Sand Like an Ostrich? Or | | Face the JOLTING TRUTH as does... | | | \ -- The Desperate Women (1958) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;