Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Let us, then, fellow citizens, unite \ | with one heart and one mind. Let us | | restore to social intercourse that | | harmony and affection without which | | liberty and even life itself are but | | dreary things. And let us reflect that | | having banished from our land that | | religious intolerance under which | | mankind so long bled, we have yet | | gained little if we counternance a | | political intolerance as despotic, as | | wicked, and capable of a bitter and | | bloody persecutions. | | | \ -- Thomas Jefferson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;