Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Tact is the ability to tell a man he \ | has an open mind when he has a hole in | \ his head. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;