Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / "I have just one word for you, my \ | boy...plastics." | | | \ -- from "The Graduate" / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;