Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My experience with government is when \ | things are non-controversial, | | beautifully co-ordinated and all the | | rest, it must be that not much is going | | on. | | | \ -- J. F. Kennedy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;