Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I have gained this by philosophy: that \ | I do without being commanded what | | others do only from fear of the law. | | | \ -- Aristotle / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;