Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There's one consolation about \ | matrimony. When you look around you can | | always see somebody who did worse. | | | \ -- Warren H. Goldsmith / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;