Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Christmas: \ | | | A day set apart by some as a time for | | turkey, presents, cranberry | | | | salads, family get-togethers; for | | others, noted as having the best | | | \ response time of the entire year. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;