Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Even more amazing was the realization \ | that God has Internet access. I wonder | | if He has a full newsfeed? | | | \ -- Matt Welsh / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;