Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / There is nothing wrong with Southern \ | California that a rise in the ocean | | level wouldn't cure. | | | \ -- Ross MacDonald / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;