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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Rules for Writers:                      \
|                                         |
| Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to |
| read. Don't use no double negatives.    |
| Use the semicolon properly, always use  |
| it where it is appropriate; and never   |
| where it isn't. Reserve the apostrophe  |
| for it's proper use and omit it when    |
| its not needed. No sentence fragments.  |
| Avoid commas, that are unnecessary.     |
| Eschew dialect, irregardless. And don't |
| start a sentence with a conjunction.    |
| Hyphenate between sy-llables and avoid  |
| un-necessary hyphens. Write all         |
| adverbial forms correct. Don't use      |
| contractions in formal writing. Writing |
| carefully, dangling participles must be |
| avoided. It is incumbent on us to avoid |
| archaisms. Steer clear of incorrect     |
| forms of verbs that have snuck in the   |
| language. Never, ever use repetitive    |
| redundancies. If I've told you once,    |
| I've told you a thousand times, resist  |
| hyperbole. Also, avoid awkward or       |
| affected alliteration. Don't string too |
| many prepositional phrases together     |
| unless you are walking through the      |
| valley of the shadow of death. "Avoid   |
\ overuse of 'quotation "marks."'"        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;