Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Never put off until tomorrow what you \ | can do today. There might be a law | \ against it by that time. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;