Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And all that the Lorax left here in \ | this mess was a small pile of rocks | | with the one word, "unless." Whatever | | THAT meant, well, I just couldn't | | guess. That was long, long ago, and | | each day since that day, I've worried | | and worried and worried away. Through | | the years as my buildings have fallen | | apart, I've worried about it with all | | of my heart. | | | | "BUT," says the Oncler, "now that | | you're here, the word of the Lorax | | seems perfectly clear! UNLESS someone | | like you cares a whole awful lot, | | nothing is going to get better - it's | | not. So... CATCH!" cries the Oncler. He | | lets something fall. "It's a truffula | | seed. It's the last one of all! | | | | "You're in charge of the last of the | | truffula seeds. And truffula trees are | | what everyone needs. Plant a new | | truffula -- treat it with care. Give it | | clean water and feed it fresh air. Grow | | a forest -- protect it from axes that | | hack. Then the Lorax and all of his | \ friends may come back!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;