Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you are of the opinion that the \ | contemplation of suicide is sufficient | | evidence of a poetic nature, do not | | forget that actions speak louder than | | words. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;