Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Endless the world's turn, endless the \ | sun's spinning Endless the quest; I | | turn again, back to my own beginning, | \ And here, find rest. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;