Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / TIPS FOR PERFORMERS: \ | | | Playing cards have the top half | | upside-down to help cheaters. | | | | There are a finite number of jokes in | | the universe. | | | | Singing is a trick to get people to | | listen to music longer than | | | | they would ordinarily. | | | | There is no music in space. | | | | People will pay to watch people make | | sounds. | | | | Everything on stage should be larger | \ than in real life. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;