Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / > > Other than the fact Linux has a \ | cool name, could someone explain why I | | > > should use Linux over BSD? > > No. | | That's it. The cool name, that is. We | | worked very hard on > creating a name | | that would appeal to the majority of | | people, and it > certainly paid off: | | thousands of people are using linux | | just to be able > to say "OS/2? Hah. | | I've got Linux. What a cool name". | | 386BSD made the > mistake of putting a | | lot of numbers and weird abbreviations | | into the > name, and is scaring away a | | lot of people just because it sounds | | too > technical. (Linus Torvalds' | \ follow-up to a question about Linux) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;