Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Be regular and orderly in your life, so \ | that you may be violent and original in | | your work. | | | \ -- Flaubert / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;